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Topic: JSH: Math is cruel
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Frank J. Lhota

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Registered: 8/7/06
Re: Math is not cruel. Math is indifferent.
Posted: Nov 15, 2006 12:41 PM
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Here is how "Math is Cruel" might have came out if James Harris had some
assistance from Elvis Presley:

(Sung to the tune of "Don't Be Cruel")

On Google I can't be found,
I've deleted all my posts,
If you send a group reply,
Don't turn my ideas to toast.
Math is cruel to a hammering fool.

Baby, if I made you mad
For something I might have said,
Peasants will soon revolt,
In the future you'll be dead,
Math is cruel to a hammering fool.

I don't want no other ring,
Except for this "of objects" thing.

Please stop lying about me,
Don't make me feel this way,
Leave the cabal and join me,
You know what I want you to say.
Math is cruel to a hammering fool.

Cum Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc?
Null test show Wiles' work is a crock.

Let's E-mail the top professors,
So they can praise what I do,
And even if they don't do that,
I'll know my ideas are true,
Math is cruel to a hammering fool.

Baby this thing is *HUGE*,
That's why I'm doing this thread deluge.

Math is cruel to a hammering fool.
Math is cruel to a hammering fool.

Baby this thing is *HUGE*,
That's why I'm doing this thread deluge.



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