On Sep 25, 4:09 am, Blue Teddy <alexx...@yahoo.com> wrote: > What is infinity PLUS one? Anyone ever thought about that?
I thought about BOTH infinity plus one and infinity minus one so often, for so long, that I developed debilitating migraine headaches.
When I went to the doctor, she told me to either get a lobotomy or stop thinking about them. However, my insurance company said that I was not covered for a lobotomy and my wife warned me not to dull her knives or soil the floors when I considered doing it myself.
I was at my wits end until I met the yogi. After several years of weekly 50 minute $200 sessions, he frantically told me that he had to leave the country the following day and to come as quickly as possible. When I arrived he whispered to me (so the furniture movers couldn't hear) that, after years of daily meditation, he had finally discovered the cure.
He was so happy that he didn't charge me for this last session. He explanation was so simple:
inf + 1 > inf - 1
causing an imbalance in my ID. Therefore I should 1. Concentrate on BOTH inf + 0 and inf - 0 for at least 50 minutes per day. 2. Send the $200/wk to his new bank account in the Cayman Islands.
The migraines are gradually diminishing in both frequency and severity. However, I have begun to notice a gradually increasing pain in my wallet.