>  Relativity >  HUP >  WP-Duality >  A correct understanding of causality >  A correct understanding of continuity of spacetime >  An a-priori understanding of why we have such a thing as Planck > Length >  A correct understanding of order/disorder >  A better understanding of paradox and it's signifigance in physics
Also forgot to mention perhaps the most important
 Conservation. I can explain conservation in a way that you've never heard before because scientists are dum. I can explain conservation without resorting to a magic wand.
You guys do nonstandard physics like Jackson Pollock paints pictures, here's a clue: Jello dont stick to the wall.