Ralph had a male parrot named Polly that got very lonely and depressed. A parrot psychiatrist suggested that Ralph be entertained by a female parrot for a couple of hours. Ralph told Polly that he'd have the attention of a female parrot named Lulu for 2 hours at a cost of 50 dollars. So Ralph brings in Lulu, puts her in the cage, and discreetly drapes a cover over it. Soon Ralph heard the most God awful screeching coming from the cage you could imagine. He took the cover off and there was Polly ripping out Lulu's feathers one by one. "Polly, Polly, what is this, why are you abusing Lulu so????"