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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2012
Posted: Feb 29, 2012 3:28 PM

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Here follows the one true ballot for the February 2012 Usenet Kook
awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if
* you are a previous winner of the Bobo Award or KotM
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
AUK
* you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of
the ballot
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59 GMT on March 8th 2012 to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
next time the candidate might be *you*.
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KOOK OF THE DECADE 2001 - 2010
All winners of KotM in the years 2001 - 2010 are eligible. For the
complete list, go here:
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html
(Vote for one candidate)

KOOK OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")

Alien the Anonymous Coward
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
neither of the above

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Special Presentation)
(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")

Greg "Neal Warren" Hall (ipv6 virgin)
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
neither of the above

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(vote yes or no)

fasgnadh "James Murdoch" "Indecisive Soldier of God"

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")

Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Pat Buchanan
neither of the above

JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(vote for one candidate or "none of the above")

Ras Mikaere Enoch McCarty (Michael McCarty)
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Rusty "Grand Wizard" Tavek
none of the above

BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(vote yes or no)

David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee, Ignis "Igneous Rockius" Fatuus, &
Respondant "Bill"

PALMJOB PADDLE
(vote for one candidate or "none of the above")

Archimedes Plutonium
fasgnadh "James Murdoch" "Indecisive Soldier of God"
Alien the Anonymous Coward
none of the above

TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(vote for one candidate or "neither of the above")

Archimedes Plutonium
Ignis Fatuus "Igneous Rockius"
neither of the above

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(vote "yes or "no")

David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(vote "yes" or "no")

Archimedes Plutonium

GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(vote "yes" or "no")

Archimedes Plutonium

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")

Archimedes Plutonium
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
neither of the above

KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR & FEATHERS" AWARD
(vote "yes" or "no")

Archimedes Plutonium

BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")

Ras Mikaere Enoch McCarty (Michael McCarty)
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Archimedes Plutonium
none of the above

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")

One <NESSIE@NU.RU>
fasgnadh "James Murdoch" "Indecisive Soldier of God"
neither of the above

72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")

Obves "The Bible Doctor" "Marian"
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
neither of the above

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(vote for one candidate or "none of the above")

Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
Archimedes Plutonium
none of the above

ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(vote "yes" or "no")

Ras Mikaere Enoch McCarty (Michael McCarty)

BALSA GAVEL
(vote "yes" or "no" )

Archimedes Plutonium

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(vote for one candidate)

Greg "Neal Warren" Hall (incumbent)
Archimedes Plutonium

OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(vote for one candidate)

Greg "Neal Warren" Hall (incumbent)
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(vote for one candidate)

Peter J. Ross and Fred Hall "FNVW Fight"
Fred Hall "Troll of Rusty Tavek"

HAMMER OF THOR
(vote "yes" or "no")(In order to win, ratio of yes to no votes must be
3:1)

Checkmate

XTRA SPESHUL CATEGORY!!!

Snarky, Stephen Wilson, A Loaf of Bread, Snowman, Robert Weldon, William
Grosvenor, His Divine Shadow, Mr. SmartyPants, Pandora (Usenet Goddess),
and PV, as a group, for all AUK awards.

Sorry, Yads, once again: YHBT!!!1!

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http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/view/classic

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html

http://fnvw.databasix.com (awards descriptions and more)