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Topic: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2012
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Ignis Fatuus

Posts: 3
Registered: 2/29/12
Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2012
Posted: Feb 29, 2012 4:02 PM
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On Wed, 29 Feb 2012 14:28:27 -0600, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler <fnvw@databasix.com> wrote:

URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT

You have the categorical assurance of :
The Demon of Mockery (Pope Snarky)
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Fred Hall
and
The Solar Penguin

That your Ballot Papers will
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER BE POSTED TO PEDOPHILE FROUPS

So Rest Easy Folks and Vote Now.


>Here follows the one true ballot for the February 2012 Usenet Kook
>awards.
>Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
>shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>Wrangler's discretion if
> * you are a previous winner of the Bobo Award or KotM
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
> AUK
> * you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of
> the ballot
>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>until 23:59 GMT on March 8th 2012 to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
>next time the candidate might be *you*.
>***
>
>KOOK OF THE DECADE 2001 - 2010
>All winners of KotM in the years 2001 - 2010 are eligible. For the
>complete list, go here:
>http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html
>(Vote for one candidate)
>
>
>
>
>KOOK OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
>
>Alien the Anonymous Coward
>David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
>neither of the above
>
>
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Special Presentation)
>(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
>
>Greg "Neal Warren" Hall (ipv6 virgin)
>David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
>neither of the above
>
>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>(vote yes or no)
>
>fasgnadh "James Murdoch" "Indecisive Soldier of God"
>
>
>LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
>
>Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
>Pat Buchanan
>neither of the above
>
>
>JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>(vote for one candidate or "none of the above")
>
>Ras Mikaere Enoch McCarty (Michael McCarty)
>Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
>Rusty "Grand Wizard" Tavek
>none of the above
>
>
>BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>(vote yes or no)
>
>David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee, Ignis "Igneous Rockius" Fatuus, &
>Respondant "Bill"
>
>
>PALMJOB PADDLE
>(vote for one candidate or "none of the above")
>
>Archimedes Plutonium
>fasgnadh "James Murdoch" "Indecisive Soldier of God"
>Alien the Anonymous Coward
>none of the above
>
>
>TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>(vote for one candidate or "neither of the above")
>
>Archimedes Plutonium
>Ignis Fatuus "Igneous Rockius"
>neither of the above
>
>
>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>(vote "yes or "no")
>
>David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
>
>
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>(vote "yes" or "no")
>
>Archimedes Plutonium
>
>
>GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
>(vote "yes" or "no")
>
>Archimedes Plutonium
>
>
>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
>
>Archimedes Plutonium
>David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
>neither of the above
>
>
>KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR & FEATHERS" AWARD
>(vote "yes" or "no")
>
>Archimedes Plutonium
>
>
>BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")
>
>Ras Mikaere Enoch McCarty (Michael McCarty)
>Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
>Archimedes Plutonium
>none of the above
>
>
>UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>(vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
>
>One <NESSIE@NU.RU>
>fasgnadh "James Murdoch" "Indecisive Soldier of God"
>neither of the above
>
>
>72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> (vote for one candidate or for "neither of the above")
>
>Obves "The Bible Doctor" "Marian"
>David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
>neither of the above
>
>
>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>(vote for one candidate or "none of the above")
>
>Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
>David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
>Archimedes Plutonium
>none of the above
>
>
>ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>(vote "yes" or "no")
>
>Ras Mikaere Enoch McCarty (Michael McCarty)
>
>
>BALSA GAVEL
>(vote "yes" or "no" )
>
>Archimedes Plutonium
>
>
>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>(vote for one candidate)
>
>Greg "Neal Warren" Hall (incumbent)
>Archimedes Plutonium
>
>
>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (vote for one candidate)
>
>Greg "Neal Warren" Hall (incumbent)
>David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee
>
>
>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (vote for one candidate)
>
>Peter J. Ross and Fred Hall "FNVW Fight"
>Fred Hall "Troll of Rusty Tavek"
>
>
>HAMMER OF THOR
>(vote "yes" or "no")(In order to win, ratio of yes to no votes must be
>3:1)
>
>Checkmate
>
>
>XTRA SPESHUL CATEGORY!!!
>
>Snarky, Stephen Wilson, A Loaf of Bread, Snowman, Robert Weldon, William
>Grosvenor, His Divine Shadow, Mr. SmartyPants, Pandora (Usenet Goddess),
>and PV, as a group, for all AUK awards.
>
>Sorry, Yads, once again: YHBT!!!1!




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