On 12/5/2012 1:48 PM, Immortalist wrote: > > "Put your hand on a hot stove for two seconds and it seems like two > hours. Sit with a beautiful girl for two hours and it seems like two > minutes. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein > > "When a girl says she needs two minutes to get ready, that's the same > thing as when a guy says there's two minutes left in the football > game. That's relativity." - Johnny Damon
"When you get screwed over at work and the boss's nephew gets the job, THAT'S relativity"