Does anyone know what Hawking's problem is? Ans: Hawking has ALS... I'm not susceptible to ALS and do you know the reason why? ANS:
BECAUSE I'M A PRIMAL SCREAMER!!!
I'll always get the last laugh on physics because I shouldn't even be able to shake a stick at all the job offers to work in physics... It's certainly not the case that I should have to beg for work when I have the *HOOK* in physics and not the other way around... In reality, Hawking is an empathetic character whether he wants to be or not... Hawking's perspective is that I cater to his will... It doesn't matter what he claims, his will is for me to utilize him as a tool.