SANE: "Kevin Barry" <email@example.com> wrote in message news:firstname.lastname@example.org...
INSANE: [If I have a square and a nigger lacks a square then invariably a nigger will want a square only because I have one... or he will want a square even if he does have one, too... If I deny the nigger the square that I have, he will go into a schizophrenic demon possessed rant that will last for days or even weeks... A square is existentialism to a nigger is what the obvious major point must be. OK, well yes, what some of you may have surmised is that 'a square' is a term in use which refers to 'a tobacco cigarette... ergo, I digress.]
SANE: The tobacco industry possibly doesn't support both sides of the tobacco lobby. The tobacco lobby possibly doesn't support the interests of the anti-tobacco lobby. So after I complete a distance run at a junior high school track meet, a coach blows tobacco smoke in my face and I nearly pass out... Do I harbor resentment towards that coach? Not really.
INSANE: [Its just that it makes me wish I were Russian instead of American. A Russian athlete knows what to expect in terms of punishment given Boris The Kissing Coach... As an American athlete, I have to contend with punishments that come out of the clear blue sky. Smoking is vile and I don't trust anyone who isn't vile... Prove to me that you are vile and have a cigar!!]
INSANE: [ The Bible might be against smoking and smokers never sleep... Well, harpies are vile... Maybe harpies are smokers who never sleep but I'm not a harpie. ]
SANE: Why do I smoke?
INSANE: [My family smokes and I don't harbor resentment towards my family and therefore I smoke too. The point of blowing tobacco smoke in the face of an athlete is to show contempt for that athlete's family is the only apparent reason I can come up with. ]