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[apstat] MATH CHRISTMAS SONGS
Posted:
Dec 15, 2002 8:33 PM


Dec. 15, 2002
I got such a positive response from posting "Rudolph the Statistician" that I will risk being annoying to post three more. I didn't compose any of these... nor do I know the original source. If anyone can identify the source, please let me know.
Happy Holiday Season to all. Sanderson =============== MATH CHRISTMAS SONGS...
_________________________ JINGLE ALGEBRA (Tune "Jingle Bells")
Dashing through my text, It's really not complex. But if my mind runs slow It gives me lots of woe, Oh, Oh, Oh!
I study Algebra My brain runs; I say "Go!" So much I do not know And so very far to go. Yo!
Properties, Quantities Factor into play; Points to plot, I think a lot Success should come my way!
Rantional 'n Radical Equations have a say. Slopes and line, I'll make the time; Math Power's here to stay! Yea! ==================================
ON THE FIRST DAY OF MATH CLASS (Tune: On the First Day of Christmas.")
On the first day of math class My teacher said to me, "The assignment is on page three."
On the second day of math class My teacher said to me, "Get extra help! The assignment is on page three."
On the third day of math class My teacher said to me, "Are there any questions? Get extra help! The assignment is on page three."
On the fourth day of math class My teacher said to me, "We'll have a test on Friday. Are there any questions? Get extra help! The assignment is on page three."
On the fifth day of math class My teacher said to me, "Please study hard. We'll have a test on Friday. Are there any questions? Get extra help! The assignment is on page three."
On the sixth day of math class My teacher said to me, "May you gain MATH POWER. Please study hard. We'll have a test on Friday. Are there any questions? Get extra help! The assignment is on page three."
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OH NUMBER PI (TUNE: "Oh Christmas Tree")
Oh, number Pi Oh, number Pi Your digits are nonending, Oh, number Pi Oh, number Pi No pattern are you sending. You're three point one four one five nine, And even more if we had time, Oh, number Pi Oh, number Pi For circle lengths unbending.
Oh, number Pi Oh, number Pi You are a number very sweet, Oh, number Pi Oh, number Pi Your uses are so very neat. There's 2 Pi r and Pi r squared, A half a circle and you're there, Oh, number Pi Oh, number Pi We know that Pi's a tasty treat.
============================== RUDOLPH THE STATISTICIAN (Tune: "Rudolph the rednosed reindeer")
Rudolph, the statistician Sampled data everywhere. Mean heights and heart conditions Calculated with great care.
All of his population Gathered from coast to coast Sought out his information; He would always give the most.
Then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say, "Rudolph, with your pencil write, What gifts I should take tonight."
Quickly he polled the children, Then Rudolph shouted out with glee: "Stats did provide the answer: Give Nintendo and Barbie!"
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