>phyllosophy (firstname.lastname@example.org) wrote: >: In article <email@example.com>, firstname.lastname@example.org (G. Mark >: Stewart) wrote: >: > K C Moore (email@example.com) wrote: >: > : In article <firstname.lastname@example.org> >: > : DaveDu4@skyenet.net "Dave Dufour" writes: >: > : > Velcro >: > : Velcro was invented by a grass; the man just copied it. >: > Plus, everything man makes is made of atoms, which God made. >: > So just forget that patent stuff. >: > Hell, why even try? It's all been done. Nothing matters. >: > Shit. I'm depressed, now.
>: Honey? God's on the phone. He says he wants you to turn over your
>Good Lord, what does He want now?!
>Can't that guy do anything himself?!?
The Lord: Dost thou know Faust? Mephistopheles: The Doctor? TL: Aye, My Servant. M: Marry, and oddly of your will observant! Nay, the fools meat and drink not earthly are. Him doth his ferment drive afar. Half he is conscious of his madness. On Heaven he calls for every fairest star, He calls on Earth for every highest gladness; Nor Heaven nor Earth, nor Near nor Far Can win his deep stirred bosom from its sadness.