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Announcement of New Time Units
Posted:
Apr 18, 1998 9:53 PM


Calculus is dead.
I am announcing a change in our units of time:
1. Instead of 60 seconds per minute, there are now 100 seconds per minute.
2. Instead of 60 minutes per hour, there are now 100 minutes per hour.
3. Instead of 24 hours in the day, there are now 20 hours in the day. This 20 hours gives 10 hours in the first half of the day and 10 hours in the second half of the day.
I am weary of trying to convince people to accept my point of view. So I plan to make this switch myself i.e., begin operating on 100 seconds per minute and 100 minutes per hour. If you don't like this new system, feel free to stay on the current system. But you will soon find that you are out of date, and unable to communicate with those of us on the new timesystem. For example, it will be difficult for you to make time appointments with those of us on the new system. This is because 4:00 will mean something different to those of us on the new system.
If you are interested in moving to the new system, I invite you to join me. Begin by taking your watch off for three days and living without it. Then start working on the 72 minute Hour.
Jesse
Jesse Yoder Realignment has begun: The New is replacing the old; Circular Geometry and Viewpoint Pluralism Rule



