"Kevin" <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote in message news:email@example.com... > Lucifer cannot be kicked out of heaven. Lucifer can be removed from > his position in heaven and demoted to a lesser position... Once you're > in heaven and you start to build your social networks and political > alliances, it becomes impossible to kick anyone out, don't ya see... > What Lucifer knows about heaven is not in God's best interests to have > revealed to the world outside... So the other angels keep God in the > dark concerning Lucifer's true whereabouts... What God doesn't know > that Lucifer would confirm if he was here is that... heaven's angels > have small booties. Lucifer prefers small booties on his angels so > everyone but God knows that Lucifer's rightful place is God's heaven > instead of mine. There are many rooms in my father's house, ergo, > plenty of places for Lucifer to hide.
Would God have been as successful....and as much of a "celebrity"... without Lucifer as an enemy against whom to rally His forces? Does God "need" Lucifer in order for God to appear relevant?