Search All of the Math Forum:
Views expressed in these public forums are not endorsed by
Drexel University or The Math Forum.
|
|
|
|
Re: Learn Musatov at home! brain update daily processing
Posted:
Feb 25, 2013 1:29 PM
|
|
"Martin Musatov" <idiots@myisp.net> wrote in message
news:kgdu9v$6oh$1@speranza.aioe.org...
> How it Works! By clicking "Rush My Order" I am agreeing to receiving
> Musatov
> Breakthrough News Update for a 7-day bonus period for $1.97 billed to my
> credit Card (please allow 5 days for the shipping process and 2 days to
> try
> the product). If you enjoy Musatov Brain Update Daily, simply do nothing;
> think nothing; post nothing.
>
> On the 7th day my credit card will automatically be charged $69.97 and
> every
> month, thereafter, unless I cancel by calling 1-877-555-1212 M - F,
> 8am-8pm
> PST. No Hassle, Cancel Anytime! No thinking required.
>
> Product is fully refundable within 30 days of purchase. Product is an
> overpowering vat of nothingness. The horror.
>
> Customer's canceling within their billing period will be fully refunded
> upon
> request. I also agree to the 14 day and 21 day bonus trials to Musatov
> Cerebral Fluid Backup Site (1-877-555-1729) and Network Prime Imbecile
> Nonsense Agenda (1-800-555-1444) for $19.95 a month and $9.95 a month
> thereafter, the trial will begin the day I accept these terms, should I
> choose not to cancel my brand new Musatov Facts About Nothing for Math
> Group.
>
> For refunds please contact Blithering Mathforum Imbeciles at
> 1-877-555-0666
> M - F, 8am-8pm PST, Musatov Text Generator only. We will notify you via
> e-mail of your refund once we have received and processed. You can expect
> a
> full refund in the same form of payment you used to make your purchase
> within 7 to 14 business days from calling to request the refund, depending
> on your financial institution.
>
> Your brain thank us!
>
> You can also expect a full brain-load of quasi-random theorem-looking
> things
> with text arranged both vertically and horizontally for your news-group
> reading pressure! I am a pickle-head.
>
> Search For Mustatov Meaning And Profit, LLC.
SEND ALL MONEY TO makemerich@paypal.com
>
|
|
|
|
