A tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear the sound it purportedly makes... Does the falling tree make a sound? There is only one correct answer. A tree falls in the woods and the impact of the tree against the forest floor reverberates across the entire planet of Earth and the chain reaction dislodges a particle in Barak Obama's brain which leads to his decision to end the world in a nuclear firestorm... He calls forth for the nuclear football and it's game over for the planet Earth. This is actually what I wrote in college and I submitted it to my philosophy teacher. I had no will to give any other answer to the question. It was the only answer I could give unless I should return a blank sheet of paper instead. So what is the real point of the question? The point of the question must be: What is the problem with all of these other students at this college? I'm normal and nobody else is. You would think that at least one other normal person exists at a large university but you would be mistaken.