Spoil Me

... with soccer things

... with other things

  • a nice (i.e., not Jacquin's) bottle of peach-flavored brandy with which to prepare fish house punch
  • a 32"-46" flat panel HDTV (LED or energy-efficient plasma, 120 Hz or faster)
  • wall-mounting arm for said monitor
  • Tassajara cookbooks
  • a slim wallet made out of woven stainless steel
  • a handsome automatic wristwatch, such as Rolex's Cellini in white gold and silver or Jaeger Le Coultre's Master Control Automatic
  • a handsome pink button-down shirt
  • bow ties, particularly fun ones from Lee Allison in navy, or silver, or purple, or magenta, or ... banana
  • rock climbing shoes
  • a black leather belt, with simple silver or nickel hardware, for formal wear
  • a wall-mounting metal flagpole
  • a Flickr "pro" account -- the longer, the better
  • a bumbakpak
  • an electric egg beater
  • aquele redesinho com pesos que cobre vasos de água
  • beautiful, sturdy umbrella
  • a mail box -- crazy or plain vanilla, just not gold-tone -- to mount to the outside of my house
  • USPS "Black History Month" postcards of Marian Anderson
  • Under Armour cold gear mock turtleneck (color black, size medium) or lo-cut socks (white with gray or black accents)
  • Under Armour knee-length socks for soccer
  • 3' x 5' outdoor flags -- of the United States of America, of Brazil, of France, of Taiwan, of Tibet
  • Tibetan prayer flags or banners
  • mix CD of what you move to (à la "M+N Mix 2002")
  • an Opinel folding knife, preferably with a four- to five-inch long pearwood handle
  • a taste of what you savor
  • Pele: The Master & His Method DVD
  • The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus Megaset DVD
  • a string of solar-powered lights
  • a flat, double burner griddle (grill)
  • a telescoping ladder at least ten feet tall
  • a telephone headset that really amplifies well
  • a battery-free light for my bike
  • a self-charging smoke alarm
  • candles: skinny beeswax ones, stout ones
  • a Polaroid camera
  • brush guards to mount to my bike's handlebars to break the winter wind before it chills my hands
  • dark chocolate
  • a music stand
  • a meditation cushion or seat
  • a headboard for my queen-sized bed, or even a full-blown frame with roll-away storage compartments hung underneath
  • tickets to a performance -- a Pittsburgh Steelers football game, a Pig Iron Theatre performance, a Pittsburh Penguins hockey game, dance at the Annenberg Center, soccer anywhere
  • Miles Davis' Bitches' Brew
  • Aerosmith's Greatest Hits I
  • Aerosmith's Greatest Hits II
  • Van Halen's Van Halen (debut)
  • Mosaic Sextet's Today, this Moment
  • Blue Note Records' The Blue Box
  • soundtrack to Triplets of Belleville
  • any Oscar Peterson albums
  • any Genesis or Phil Collins albums
  • anything featuring DJ Muggs, e.g., 7A3 or Cypress Hill or House of Pain
  • John C. Ryan's Stuff: The Secret Lives of Everyday Things. (ISBN 1886093040)
  • Chet Bowers' The Culture of Denial: Why the Environmental Movement Needs a Strategy for Reforming Universities and Public Schools (ISBN 0791434648)
  • Chet Bowers' Educating for an Ecologically Sustainable Culture

... with service

  • mounting my Italian doorbell to my Israeli wind chimes
  • replacing the drywall in my bathroom(s)
  • dinner -- out on the town, or chez vous
  • frames for artwork to hang on my walls:
    • painting of oxen (50" × 27.5")
    • Chinese characters (26" × 20.5")
    • South American textile (45.5" × 25")
  • hatha yoga classes
  • massage
  • lessons in rock climbing, diving, skydiving, or hang-gliding -- anything having to do with heights
  • sidewalk repair
  • solar paneling
  • renewing my membership with the Philadelphia Museum of Art
  • renewing my membership with the Philadelphia Classical Guitar Society