Math Failure Archimedes Plutonium <email@example.com> whines:
>Cornell Univ math dept which none of them can even do correct logic, so, >hopeless in doing correct math. All of which made worse in that these >failing professors control Arxiv.org. The blind leading the blind.
Awww... it looks like poor Archie dug out his rejection letter from Arxiv.org, read it again and got mad....
<snip stalker list of Cornell professors>
Now, why was poor Archie unfairly rejected by arxiv.org?
Top Ten Reasons why Math Failure Archimedes Plutonium's pathetic "math" submission got rejected by arxiv.org: (with apologies to David Letterman)
#10) Archie Pu did not prove he was part of the secret elite cabal of mathematicians by knowing the secret passphrase (which is "Dandelin Spheres RULE!!!!") #9) Archie tried to bribe the review board by paying exactly pi dollars, in the form of 3 one dollar bills, a dime, four pennies and a rusty knockout from a metal electrical junction box. #8) Seven members of the arxiv.org review board found their names on Archie's stalker lists of math professors. #7) The Arxiv.org review board does not accept "Because I said so!" as proof of a math theorm. #6) The Arxiv.org review board requires that all submittors demonstrate that they have been torqued down to at least 75 foot-pounds. #5) Archie Pu says pi is rational, but Archie himself is not. #4) Archie demanded his picture of the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus be posted to arxiv.org, but it was drawn in crayon. (and he colored outside the lines!) #3) Upon intensive investigation they discovered prior art from some dude named Newton. #2) Archie Pu claims the universe is a plutonium atom, while everybody knows that Aristotle Ytterbium proved the universe is actually the 43rd neutron of the Cosmic Ytterbium atom. (plutonium atom. how dumb) #1) Archie Pu is quite simply stoooopid!