In article <firstname.lastname@example.org> email@example.com (Carmen Toledo) writes:
> Ah, it is the Golden Rule! Once I walked down the pew, and > every step I took was a fart, good thing I wasn't wearing white > pants that Sunday > > "Splatter-shit onto others as you would want them to do onto you." > > ...[snip] > > "Blessed are the Net spatter-shitters, for they shall be called sons of > God," Faynmen said in 13-5, Lecturns of Physics. > > > Thank you. It is my "Freedom of Splatter" to cut into yours. > > > At least not until you leave the bathroom!