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Evan Romer

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Registered: 1/8/09
The Brains Store
Posted: May 21, 2012 9:10 PM
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A man goes into the brains store. After examining the selections, he
asks, "How expensive are the math teachers' brains?"

"They are twenty dollars a pound sir."

"Hmmm. And for a pound of English teachers' brains?"

"Thirty dollars."

"What about administrators' brains?"

"That would cost two hundred dollars a pound."

"Two hundred dollars a pound! Why so expensive?"

"Can you imagine how many administrators we had to kill to get a pound
of brains?"

Evan Romer
Susquehanna Valley HS
Conklin NY

P. S. I know I'm stereotyping and I'm not being fair to all
administrators. But geez ...

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