From: email@example.com (Richard S. Kain) toyin@ wrote: : Folks, : There must be a finite (if vanishingly-small) chance of my : wandering down to my local pub or bar, and coming upon an elk : that can ski, play the piano and speak--in four languages. Any : guesses at how to calculate these odds?
: (Aw, c'mon, let's try our hand at some levity! 8-)
: Thanx®ards, : Toyin.
: Madness is not quietly believing you're Napo leon; : it is demonstrating it, slipping your hand i nside : your jacket and striking a military pose... : -- Paul Theroux, 'Saint Jack'
Chances are very good you can find an Elks in an American cosmopolitan city. Even in the phone book. And now we no longer have "does;" they are lady elks. Substitute "moose," "eagle" for Elk. Take your choice. <VBG> ==Dick Kain in NJ ---